You like reading my thoughts? Well, I’d love to hear about yours too! (Meh.) Just go ahead and give me the titles of your favorite movies so that I can destroy the shit out of them if it turns out we don’t share the same interests or have the same tastes! Prove me why it is complete and utter bullshit for me to have overlooked that TV show you loved so much! Tell me how much you feel like you owe me your soul for allowing you to discover a particular anime that outright changed your life… You can read, I’m sure you can write too. Just try not to express yourself like a brain-dead goldfish, that’s just poor taste.

Do it already! (That’s what she said.)

If you want to react to one article in particular and if you’re okay with it being out there, in the open — it’s your time to shine, dude! — I’d rather you left a comment at the bottom of the page, so that everybody can benefit from your message, which will by all accounts be absolutely brilliant, I’m sure. It’s up to you, really. You don’t want to? Fair enough, I’ll just cry myself to sleep tonight. You’re a big meanie.

Now if you’re in desperate need to tell me all about how much I offended you when I said “praise our lord and savior Cthulhu”, or if my tearing apart your favorite song did indeed hurt your feelings, or if you think I could really use some advice because my writing sucks so bad it hurts your eyes, or if you simply want to tell me in private how much you hate me as a person, please feel free to contact me at the email address above. If you don’t get an answer within 2 business days, you’ll get your money back!.. Wait, what?

If you want to know a little bit about who you would be writing to, I invite you to get to know me more here.